Lanjutan dari post saya di FB Mari Belajar Bahasa Jepun (Video: Japanese Kid's epic battle against zombies), mungkin anda akan lebih menghayati dan lebih terhibur dengan bantuan di bawah. Saya ambil dari website AJATT.
The Night That Turned Their World
Upside-Down
It was an evening just like any
other evening. The family members were relaxing at home, enjoying wholesome
family activities like imitating the crabwalk from the Exorcist—a “special
skill” (特技・とくぎ) of the daughter.
Then all of a sudden—
外から悲鳴が・・・ (そと から ひめい が・・・)
—shrieks
from outside.
The family hurried out to see
what was happening, only to find
逃げ惑う近所の人々 (にげまどう きんじょの ひとびと)
panicked neighbors running down
the street, fleeing from…but it couldn’t be…but yes, yes it was…
ゾンビが来た!ゾンビが来たぞ!皆が好きなゾンビが来たぞ!
(ぞんび が きた! ぞんび が きた ぞ! みんな が すきな ぞんび が きた ぞ!)
A zombie! In a tragic twist of
irony, one of the children’s favorite horror film icons had come to attack
their own neighborhood!
The family rushed back into their
home, the youngest child, Tomo (友・とも), overcome with terror:
怖い!(こわい!)
Unfortunately, the worst was
still to come. A woman from next door arrived—
近所のオバちゃんがゾンビから預かった手紙
(きんじょの おばちゃん が ぞんび から あずかった てがみ)
—with a
letter from the zombie!
なんて書いてある?(なんて かいてある?)
“What
does it say?” The children gathered around only to have their worst fears confirmed:
「もうすぐいきます ゾンビ」
“I’ll be
there shortly. -Zombie”
An announcement of an imminent
attack—in chillingly polite Japanese!
Battle Plans
戦おう!(たたかおう!)
“Let’s
fight!” The reporter rallied the children.
俺(おれ)、やるわ!
“I’ll
get him!” cried Tora(虎・とら), the older brother, waving his
toy machine gun by its barrel like a baseball bat.
よーし、やる気(き)になってきた!
“Atta-boy!
All fired up and rarin’ to go!”
Meanwhile his older sister Rinko(凛子・りんこ)
readied the traps. Pot hung above the door, check. Tape stretched across the
bottom of the door frame, check. And
most importantly:
タバスコを配置(はいち)!
Tabasco sauce, CHECK.
3対1や! (さん たい いち や!)
“It’s 3
against 1!” she piped up with Kansai bravado as they took their stations.
Confidence was running high
until…
タバスコ こぼす!
“You’re
gonna tip over the tabasco!” warned the mother. But it was too late. The sauce
spilled, unnerving Tora.
But this was no time to cry over
spilled tabasco sauce. Thud, thud, thud—heavy footsteps on the stairs!
The Zombie Arrives!
来た、来た!頑張って、頑張って! (きた、きた!がんばって、がんばって!)
“He’s
come, he’s come!” whispered the reporter, “Give it all you’ve got!”
Removing his shoes after
entering, as Japanese zombies tend to do, the zombie
仕掛けには、全てお付き合いします (しかけ には、すべて おつきあい します)
obligingly stumbled through all
the traps that had been laid. But would it be enough to stop him?!
The door creaked open…Rinko
dropped the pot too soon! In his panic,
Tora threw his toy gun at the zombie and had to retreat.
But the next trap was successful!
The zombie fell to his knees…
冷たい~ (つめたい~)
“It’s
co-old!” He lurched up only to trip once again and plunge head first into the
next trap!
With the zombie distracted…
凛子ちゃん、先回りしてサランラップスタンバイ!
(りんこちゃん、さきまわりして さらんらっぷ すたんばい!)
Rinko ran ahead into the next
room to ready their secret weapon—*SARAN WRAP*
Meanwhile, back in the kitchen—
アレ血、アレ血! (あれ ち、あれ ち!)
—“That’s
blood, that’s blood!” Tora bravely guided the zombie toward the “blood” on the
floor…
血!? (ち!?)
“Blood?!”
The zombie was all ears.
食べるんやろ! (たべるんやろ!)
“Try
some!”
Tabasco bombs away! His mouth on
fire, the enraged zombie turned on the children…
Backed Into a Corner
早く、早く!こっち逃げよう!そっち逃げよう! (はやく、はやく!こっち にげよう!そっち にげよう!)
“Hurry,
hurry! Run over here! Run over there!”
Flinging projectiles at the
zombie, the children backed into the inner room.
来い! (こい!)
“Bring
it!” yelled Tora from the door, holding a toy dinosaur tied to a string above
his head.
The zombie lurched closer…only to
be struck back by the swinging dinosaur!
死ねよ!絶対死ね! (しねよ!ぜったいしね!)
“Die! I
mean it!!”
もっと来い!もっと来い!早く!もっと来いや!
(もっと こい! もっと こい! はやく! もっと こい や!)
“C’mon!
C’mon! Hurry up! Come back here for some more!” Tora was on fire! He swung the
dinosaur one last time into the zombie and shut the door.
みんな、用意、用意! (みんな、ようい!ようい!)
“Everyone,
get ready, get ready!” The children prepared for the final battle as the zombie
pounded at the door, but a new conflict was brewing within their own ranks…
Breaking Point
友、何にもしてへんやん、自分 (とも、なんにも してへんやん、じぶん)
“Tomo,
you aren’t doing anything,” the reporter complained as Tomo hid behind a
stuffed animal on the bed.
And Rinko, holding the saran wrap
ready, was starting to panic,
来て、みんな、お願い!こっち来て! (きて、みんな、おねがい!こっちきて!)
urging everyone to come closer to
the door.
Tora shot back:
噛まれたらどうすんの!? (かまれたら どうすんの?!)
“[Come
closer to the door -- great idea!] And what if he bites us[, genius]?!”
グチャグチャにソレ、すんなよ!
“Don’t
mess this up!” he barked.
だって、怖いもん! (だって、こわい もん!)
“But I’m
scared!” she pleaded.
The reporter started telling them
they’d need to work together to make it through this, but Tora couldn’t take it
anymore…
全然、手伝ってないくせに!何言ってんや!そんなん言わんといて!
(ぜんぜん、てつだってない くせに! なに いってん や! そんなん いわんといて!)
“How can
you say that! YOU haven’t been helping us at all! Don’t SAY that!”
俺たち、頑張ってんね!(おれたち、がんばってんね!)
“We’re
doing our best!”
He was on the verge of a
meltdown, but this boy was not about to back down to a filthy blood licker…Oh
HELL no!
The Final Battle
俺が戦ってやる!早く、出て来い!早く!(おれがたたかってやる!はやく、でてこい!はやく!)
“I’m
taking you down! Come out here already! NOW!” Tora shouted through his tears.
The zombie staggered in through
the door, closer and closer…
食べてやる! (たべてやる!)
“I’m
gonna eat you!” he rasped, and Tora, perched on top a pile of futons, unleashed
a hail of blows onto the zombie’s head.
It was time for the…
サランラップ!
“SARAN
WRAP!”
Rinko quickly handed it to Tora.
Facing down the beast’s deathly jaws, he held up the secret weapon and…
よっしゃあ!
Hyah! Plastered it over the
zombies face!
虎、ありがとうな
“Thanks,
Tora,” Rinko said as she patted on some more.
The zombie flailed as they wound
more and more saran wrap around his head, followed by with a storm of punches
and kicks from behind.
The zombie collapsed to the floor
and groaned under the relentless assault.
ゾンビさん、大丈夫(だいじょうぶ)ですか!?
“Are you
okay, Mr. Zombie?” asked the reporter.
もうこんな家、来ない! (もう こんな いえ、こない!)
“I’ve
had it with this place!” whimpered the Zombie as he headed for the door.
来い、もっとオラ! (こい、もっと おら!)
“Come
here! I’m not done with you yet!” cried
Tora, showering the poor zombie with blows (滅多打ち・めったうち).
But the zombie couldn’t take any
more from these crazy kids.
もう二度と来ないよ! (もう にど と こない よ!)
“I’m
never coming back again!” he wailed as he limped out of the house.
VICTORY!
倒したぞ! (たおした ぞ!)
“We
defeated him!” cried Tora triumphantly, breaking into tears of relief and
exhaustion.
みんなが頑張ったから勝ったけど… (みんな が がんばった から かった けど)
“We won
‘cause everybody did their best,” he sobbed into the microphone…
みんな協力して頑張ろうってや ゆったのに、あのな、協力してなかったな!
(みんな きょうりょくして がんばろう ってや ゆった のに、あのな、きょうりょく してなかった な!)
“But
even though I told everyone to work together, they…they didn’t cooperate!”
でもよかったな 倒れたもんな (たおれたもんな)
“But it
turned out all right! You defeated him!” the reporter pointed out, trying to
cheer up Tora, who was now crying into his sleeve.
だれが頑張ったから? (だれ が がんばった から?)
“And it
was all thanks to who?” asked the reporter to the boy who had almost
single-handedly saved the day.
みんなが頑張ったから
“Thanks
to everyone,” answered Tora, generously.
Terima kasih AJATT.
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